MONTE

YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE WHO OVERREACT AND MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN THERE’S A PARTICULAR MOVIE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN? THEY’LL BE ALL LIKE “WHAAATTT??!! YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LION KING??!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU??!! YOU HAVE NO HEART MAN!!!”. AND YOU’LL BE ALL LIKE “I’VE BEEN MEANING TO SEE IT…” BUT BY THEN IT’S TOO LATE. THEY ALREADY THINK YOU’RE FUCKED UP. THERE’S NO CONVINCING THEM OTHERWISE. EVEN IF YOU GO OUT AND WATCH THAT MOVIE NOW, YOU DIDN’T WATCH IT WHEN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO, SO YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH DOOMED TO A LIFETIME OF SILKY EMPTINESS. ANYWAYS, I DON’T MEAN TO BE LIKE ONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES, BUT AS AN EXCEPTION, IF YOU WERE AT GOLDEN PLAINS AND YOU MISSED CLIENT LIAISON’S SET, YOU FUCKED UP. THAT SHIT WAS INCREDIBLE. P.S. JUST TO CLARIFY, I HAVE SEEN THE LION KING. IT WAS JUST AN EXTREME EXAMPLE. P.P.S. I HAVE A FRIEND WHO STILL HASN’T SEEN COOL RUNNINGS, AND I GIVE HER SHIT FOR IT EVERYTIME I REMEMBER TO. IT’S FOR HER OWN GOOD.

Mar 16th, 2013 / 10 notes