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NOT ONLY DID HE DIE TO CLEANSE THE WORLD OF SIN, BUT THAT RESURRECTION SHIT JESUS PULLED OFF 3 DAYS LATER WAS SO COOL THAT NOW WE GET A WHOLE WEEK OFF UNI (EVEN THOUGH THAT SHIT MOST PROBABLY DIDN’T HAPPEN 2000 YEARS AGO). DON’T MIND IF I DO! MY POINT BEING, I’LL HAVE QUITE A BIT OF TIME OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS TO SINK MY TEETH INTO THE REST OF THESE KOREA SHOTS, SO SIT TIGHT MY FRIENDS, CAUSE THERE’S MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM!

Apr 20th, 2014 / 3 notes
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MAYBE PEOPLE WOULD DIG MY SHIT MORE IF I DRESSED LIKE THIS SLICK SONOFABITCH WHILE PERUSING THE STREETS? 

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MAYBE PEOPLE WOULD DIG MY SHIT MORE IF I DRESSED LIKE THIS SLICK SONOFABITCH WHILE PERUSING THE STREETS? 

Apr 19th, 2014 / 8 notes
JULIAN


COMPOSITIONALLY THIS IMAGE IS FAR FROM IDEAL (OVER BLOWN HIGHLIGHTS IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER, MOTHERFUCKERS WEARING BRIGHT RED IN THE BACKGROUND, THAT LITTLE GAP BETWEEN THE GIRLS’ HEAD AND THE LEFT SIDE OF THE FRAME ETC.)… BUT WHEN A MAN COMES AS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS DUDE, I DON’T THINK ANYONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MY PHOTOGRAPHIC STANDARDS.

JULIAN

COMPOSITIONALLY THIS IMAGE IS FAR FROM IDEAL (OVER BLOWN HIGHLIGHTS IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER, MOTHERFUCKERS WEARING BRIGHT RED IN THE BACKGROUND, THAT LITTLE GAP BETWEEN THE GIRLS’ HEAD AND THE LEFT SIDE OF THE FRAME ETC.)… BUT WHEN A MAN COMES AS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS DUDE, I DON’T THINK ANYONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MY PHOTOGRAPHIC STANDARDS.

Apr 19th, 2014 / 22 notes
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SO A FEW DAYS BACK I PROMISED A GENEROUS BOUNTY OF VISUAL DELIGHTS FROM SEOUL FASHION WEEK (IF YOU HAVEN’T CAUGHT ONTO THE SOUTH KOREAN THEME YET… I WENT THERE RECENTLY, IT WAS NICE). ANYWAYS, I DIDN’T DELIVER AS QUICKLY AS I WOULD’VE LIKED, DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL DEFICIENCIES IN MY TUMBLR LAYOUT. APPARENTLY THE ‘HEART’ AND ‘REBLOG’ BUTTONS WEREN’T WORKING. CRUCIAL SHIT. ANYWAYS, MY MAN YOHANN (CHECK THE MESSAGE BELOW) FIXED IT FOR ME, SO NOW YOU CAN ‘LIKE’ THE FUCK OUT OF ALL MY FUTURE POSTS, AND DO ALL MY MARKETING FOR ME (SUCH IS THE WAY THAT TUMBLR WORKS). SO YEAH, DO IT. PLEASE. 

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SO A FEW DAYS BACK I PROMISED A GENEROUS BOUNTY OF VISUAL DELIGHTS FROM SEOUL FASHION WEEK (IF YOU HAVEN’T CAUGHT ONTO THE SOUTH KOREAN THEME YET… I WENT THERE RECENTLY, IT WAS NICE). ANYWAYS, I DIDN’T DELIVER AS QUICKLY AS I WOULD’VE LIKED, DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL DEFICIENCIES IN MY TUMBLR LAYOUT. APPARENTLY THE ‘HEART’ AND ‘REBLOG’ BUTTONS WEREN’T WORKING. CRUCIAL SHIT. ANYWAYS, MY MAN YOHANN (CHECK THE MESSAGE BELOW) FIXED IT FOR ME, SO NOW YOU CAN ‘LIKE’ THE FUCK OUT OF ALL MY FUTURE POSTS, AND DO ALL MY MARKETING FOR ME (SUCH IS THE WAY THAT TUMBLR WORKS). SO YEAH, DO IT. PLEASE. 

Apr 18th, 2014 / 29 notes

JUST WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN YOHANN, WHO OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS HAS HELPED MAKE SOME CRUCIAL HTML CHANGES ON MY TUMBLR LAYOUT. HE DID AN AMAZING JOB, SO IF YOU’RE IN MELBOURNE AND NEED SOME CODING WORK DONE, GET IN TOUCH: IAMYOHANN@GMAIL.COM

LUKAS

AFTER TAKING LUKAS’ PHOTO, HE TOLD ME HOW HE’D MOVED TO SOUTH KOREA THAT VERY DAY, AND GOT ASKED TO MODEL AT SEOUL FASHION WEEK A FEW HOURS AFTER LANDING. NOT A BAD START AT ALL TO LIFE IN THE PENINSULA.

Apr 6th, 2014 / 11 notes

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I TOOK SO MANY PHOTOS AT SEOUL FASHION WEEK THAT HONESTLY I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER TAKING THIS ONE. MORE TO COME MY FRIENDS.

Apr 4th, 2014 / 3 notes

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IN THE WORDS OF THE GREAT LOUIS THEROUX, MY TIME IN SEOUL IS ALMOST UP. ASIDE FROM THE TIME SPENT IN AIR ASIA PLANE LIMBO (NO IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT = NO PIXAR MOVIES), OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS I PLAN ON GRADUALLY UPLOADING SOME OF MY FAVOURITE SHOTS FROM SEOUL FASHION WEEK, WHICH I WAS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO CATCH. HERE’S A CANDID SHOT OF A GUY PULLING OFF THE CLASSIEST SQUAT I’VE EVER WITNESSED. MORE TO COME.

Apr 2nd, 2014 / 39 notes

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THIS IS ARGUABLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SHOTS FROM MY TRIP TO SOUTH KOREA SO FAR. I TOOK IT ON A GHOULISHLY OVERCAST DAY, SO REALLY WASN’T EXPECTING TOO MUCH, BUT YEAH, I JUST LOVE THE SIMPLICITY OF ALL THE ELEMENTS INVOLVED. LOADS OF THE BUILDINGS IN SEOUL ARE PAINTED IN THESE AWESOME PASTEL BLUES AND PINKS AMONG OTHER COLOURS. I’M GOING TO MISS THAT SHIT WHEN I’M BACK IN MELBOURNE.

Mar 31st, 2014 / 7 notes

GARFIELD

KOREANS KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING WHEN IT COMES TO POINT OF PURCHASE PROMOTION. SLEAZY GARFIELD WAS WORKING THE STREETS HARD, LITERALLY SHOVING GIRLS INTO A NEARBY COSMETICS STORE. THE BEST PART WAS HOW NO ONE AROUND SEEMED TO GIVE A FUCK. JUST GARFIELD DOING HIS THING APPARENTLY.

Mar 28th, 2014 / 12 notes

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SO GET THIS YEAH? I ARRIVE IN SOUTH KOREA A FEW DAYS AGO FOR A 2 WEEK STREET PORTRAITURE RAMPAGE AROUND THE CAPITAL. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT I’D COME JUST IN TIME FOR THE FREAK SHOW THAT IS SEOUL FASHION WEEK, TAKING PLACE AT THE EPIC DONGDAEMUN DESIGN PLAZA (GOOGLE THAT SHIT YO, IT’S MAGNIFICENT). THE WHOLE EVENT WAS A PARADISE OF RIDICULOUS OUTFITS, SHAMELESS POSING AND PAPARAZZI MAYHEM. A STREET PHOTOGRAPHERS DREAM. I MANAGED TO GET MYSELF A FEW CRISPY SHOTS THAT THE GOOD PEOPLE AT OYSTER MAGAZINE HAVE BEEN GENEROUS ENOUGH TO PUBLISH ON THEIR WEBSITE, CORNY PUNS INCLUDED.

Mar 25th, 2014 / 3 notes

FRED

SO WHAT WAS ORIGINALLY PLANNED TO BE A PRETTY SOLITARY TRIP, STRICTLY BUSINESS (AND BY ‘BUSINESS’ I MEAN ME TAKING PHOTOS, BUT ‘BUSINESS’ SOUNDS MORE LEGIT) IS TURNING OUT TO BE QUITE THE SOCIAL AFFAIR. TODAY I MET ANOTHER STAND-OUT GUY IN THE FORM OF FRED FROM FRANCE, WHO WAS CHILLING AT THE DONGDAEMUN DESIGN PLAZA GETTING SOME SNAPS FOR HIMSELF.

Mar 24th, 2014 / 7 notes

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ALRIGHT SO MY SOCCER TEAM JUST GOT PUMMELLED BY A LOCAL RIVAL, WHICH HAS OBVIOUSLY DISTURBED ME ENOUGH TO PREVENT THE EARLY NIGHT’S REST THAT I HAD PLANNED. SO FUCK IT, HERE’S A FUNNY ASS PHOTO I TOOK EARLIER TODAY IN SEOUL (A LITTLE BIT OF INTERCONTINENTAL NAME DROPPING, DON’T MIND IF I DO). IDEALLY I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP MY OVERSEAS SHIT SEPARATE FROM THIS SPACE, BUT YOU CAN EXCUSE ME FROM LOSING FAITH IN THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS WHEN WE LIVE IN A WORLD THAT ALLOWS MY BELOVED ARSENAL TO LOSE 6-0. SO YEAH, HERE IT IS. A LESS THAN IMPRESSED KOREAN BABY, FOR YOUR LATE NIGHT OR EARLY MORNING ENTERTAINMENT. THAT’S ONE HIGH-TECH FUCKING PRAM RIGHT THERE. REMINDS ME OF KRANG’S SET UP FROM NINJA TURTLES.

Mar 23rd, 2014 / 4 notes